Greed Jokes

A frog went inside Malacanang Palace. It deeply disturbed GMA because when the frog croaked, it said....

"KORAP, KORAP, KORAP!!!"

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Thief broke in Malacanang and stumbled into GMA and FG at the hallway. First couple frozein silence. Thief panicked, ran away and screamed, "MAGNANAKAW, MAGNANAKAW!"

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Dating Daan- Eli Soriano
Tamang Daan- Inklesia ni Kristo
Dalawang Daan- Chairman Abalos

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Pangaral ng Tatay sa kanyang Anak

" Ang batang swapang at sinungaling ay di tatangkad... uusli ang ngipin at mananatiling unano"
-Diosdado Macapagal-

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ABALOS' PRAYER

ZTE father, who are in China, hakot by thy name. Thy kickback come, they wealth be done, in Wack-wack as it is in Comelec. Give me this day my daily bribe and conceal all my sins, as I conceal those who sin along with me, and if i am led into temptation, deliver me from criticism, its power, and its money, forever and ever. Amen.