FG Jokes

FG met Kasparov in HK.

FG : If the situation in the the Philippines is like chess, what will you do?
Kasparov: Sacrifice QUEEN, ride HORSE, leave CASTLE, obey BISHOP and RESIGN! -----------------------------------------------------------------------
Palaces sources said a production unit directed, again, by Lupita Kashiwahara taped a special segment with FG n 2 Chinese ZTE Execs to be shown in all TV channels. Script has FG tearfully handling over envelops (with money) to the chinese and saying: "I AM SOLI."

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Genie: Dahil pinalaya mo ko, may 3 wishes ka!

Juan: Gawin mo ko RICH, pero DI BAYAD NG TAX, POWERFUL pero d WORK, NOTORIUS, pero WALANG SABIT.

Genie: Mula ngayon ikaw na s MIKE ARROYO!

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Terrorists have kidnapped FG and demanded a ransom of P10 billion or else they will burn him with kerosene.
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