Height and Hayop Jokes

FM's downfall was due to KBL. (Kasalanan ng Babaeng taga-Leyte)

GMA's downfall may be due to KAMPI

*Kasalanan ng
Asawang
Minalas sa
Probinsyanong
Intsik
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KANO: We went thtu a grave crisis due to ther 9/11. How are you?

PINOY: We are still experiencing the worst crisis due to our 4'11" who is still with us!

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COW Story

USA has COWboy
England has mad COW
China has maCOW
Russia has MosCOW

the Philippines has.... MagnanaCOW at MatataCow
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Marcos fled on a chopper
Erap left on a boat.

Watch out for GMA leaving Malacanang in a stroller.

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This is now the proper way of introducing Mikey:
"Rep. Mikey Arroyo- the son of a bitch."

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Nagsalita na si Neri about GMA.
Di raw nya sinabi na, "She's evil...."

Sabi araw nya: "Gloria wears Prada."