Bayani Shirts et al

"Chavit Singson? The Jueteng Lord?
He is now the deputy national security adviser?

I pity this country. I'll go on leave tomorrow to apply for a Schengen visa so I could just stay in Switzerland."

~Inday talking to her amo upon hearing news of GMA's Latest appointment. ~
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COMEDIAN QUIP:
"Gay people invented sports. Think about it....
Boxing: two topless men, in silk shorts... fighting over a belt."

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Juan: Pare, ano baon mo ngayon?
Jose: FILLET ALA EL NINO.
Juan: Wow! Ang sarap! Ano yun?

Jose: TUYO.
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"I may not look hot enough for you. But I dare you... Lend me your skin to feel my hotness from within."
~KALDERo. Isang malandi at kerengken na kaldero.~
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Sa simbahan may, may batang nagdarasal himihingi ng bike kay God.

BATA: Lord, bigyan mo ako ng bike!

Kinabukasan wala syang natanggap na bike kaya hingi sya ulit.

BATA: Lord, bigyan nyo ako ng bike hah!

Pero wala pa ding natatanggap. Kinabukasan napansin ng pari na wala na ang rebulto ni Mama Mary. Nakita na lang nya ay isang liham.

"Lord, kung gusto nyo pa makita ang nanay mo, ibigay mo sa akin ang bike."

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