Saturday, October 11, 2008

Surgery


Things you don't want to hear during your own surgery:

> San yung gunting na bago? Bat may kalawang ito?

> 10 ml? May nakasurvive na ba dyan? Sabi ko 5ml lang!

>Doc, ubos na po ang anesthesia.

> Kanina pa bukas yung tiyan nyan. Asan yung pantahi.

>Sunog! Sunog! Labas lahat.

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