Living Eulogy for Perry

Living Eulogy para kay Perry, handog ng Umalohokan para sa kanyang 46th Birthday, Jan 29,4pm at CCP Multi Purpose Hall. Tickets at P500 and P1000

Additional photos

Spent a thanksgiving new year with LB friends. Organized by Jenny and seconded by everybody, it was a potuck post lunch event. Originally set in the Botanical garden of LB Forestry we had to move to ever reliable Lakeview. Sorry na lang sa mga absent.

Perry's Poems

Para Kay Perry- Awit ni Himaya

Monnie Nolasco, UPSCAn brother of Perry wrote the song, Awit ni Himaya.

Monnie playing the guitar and Rica Saturay-Palis singing.

Updates since...

Liezl passed away last March. We were able to say goodbye. Her family brought her to Kalayaan, Laguna where she was laid to rest. Very difficult time for us specially for her family but nonetheless friendship helped ease the pain. I think so..

Just recently another friend is battling stage 4 pancreatic cancer, Perry Calara.

Had a fund raising concert last Dec 3. Fun. memorable. Again friendship somehow gives strength.

Letter from Benjie - Liezl's condition

December 2009

From Benjie.....

For the bad news, Liezl is diagnose with lung cancer and it has already spread in other parts of her body. Maybe that’s why she is complaining of a backpain in her butt. The biopsy’s diagnosis result is METASTATIC ADENOCARCINOMA. Our doctor told me that it is already in stage 3 or 4, but they are more inclined that it is already Stage 4. Since it is already spread out, surgery is already out of the question. The treatment they are suggesting is chemotheraphy and cobalt radiation for her backpains.

Liezl is scheduled for a bonescan this Monday. She will also undergo other test, like ctscan and ultrasound. She will be admitted as an inpatient for two to three days in St. Lukes Hospital. Hopefully, we will spend Christmas at home.

For the goodnews, Liezl has courageously faced her sickness headstrong. We are determined to fight cancer not sitting down. We have to be strong for our children. Our faith in God has even grow stronger. We trust all these to his divine providence. While waiting for the medical results, Liezl and I looked for alternative cure to cancer. Right now we are trying the naturopathic medication recommended by Dr. Tam Mateo, the first naturophathic doctor in the Philippines. To see more about Dr. Tam you can check their website at http://www.drtam.org/. Dr. Tam’s main advocacy is vegetarian diet combined with food supplements,vitamins, and exercise. Liezl, right now, is on a strict vegetarian diet, only fruits and vegetables. I, on my part, are also doing the same thing so she has a companion in this new lifestyle she is entering. We have been a vegetarian for almost two weeks now. Liezl is very disciplined and determined in becoming a vegetarian. I hope I can also keep up.

Aside from the vegetarian diet, which is very important, herbal food supplements and enzymes therapy is also part of the nutritional treatment. Liezl is undergoing a 20-day protocol that was suggested to her. Liezl has been taking the herbal food supplements for almost two weeks now. So far, the pain she has been experiencing at her back has been manageable. There is still pain, but it is more of an irritation rather than real pain. She is still strong physically.

Our problem is, the food supplements and vitamins are quite expensive. Our salary can not keep up with the expenses for the medication and for our regular expenses. I would like to ask for your help so we can buy all the medication that Liezl will be needing.

Bayani Cambronero's Appeal

Joc joc joke

Bakit ang payat at ang puti ng buhok ni Jocjoc?

Kulang kasi sa fertilizer.....

Lapida ng mga Sikat

NINOY: The Filipino is worth dying for.

MOTHER TERESA: Let's serve the poorest until the very end.

FPJ: Da King of Pinoy movies and the masa

JFK: Ask what you can do for your country, not what your country can do for you.

GMA: Here LIES Gloria Macapagal Arroyo (Bagay na bagay)

Undas

Did you know that UNDAS means lungkit no?

kasi pag binaligtad mo yon....

SADNU

Financial crisis

Reporter: Kung magsasara po ang mga banko dahil sa financial crisis ano po maipapayo nyo?

Gonzales: Ay sus, no problem yan, eh di mag_ATM na lang tayo di ba?

(Hay, go jump in the lake...)

Surgery

Things you don't want to hear during your own surgery:

> San yung gunting na bago? Bat may kalawang ito?

> 10 ml? May nakasurvive na ba dyan? Sabi ko 5ml lang!

>Doc, ubos na po ang anesthesia.

> Kanina pa bukas yung tiyan nyan. Asan yung pantahi.

>Sunog! Sunog! Labas lahat.

SARI-SARING TAWA

Holdaper: Akin na pera mo!

Biktima: Di mo ba ako kilala? Congressman ako!

Holdaper: Ganun ba? O sige, akin na pera namin!

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Kung gagawa ka ng isang bagay na di pa naiimbento, ano yun?

"Ako? Gagawa ako ng REDHORSE CAPSULE 500mg! Isang tableta lang, sapul agad! Ito ang tama! "

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Son: Tay, penge ng benchingko.

Tatay: Anak, ayuson mo, vente y singko.

Son: Vente y singko.

Tatay: Hay, sige, kunin mo don sa CORNFURST ko.
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Si Pedro nakapulot ng magic lamp....

Genie: Hohoho! Bibigyan kia ng 3 kahilingan.

Pedro: 1. Gusto kong tumira sa malaking bahay.
2. Gusto kong pumuti ang complexion ko.
3. Gusto ko lahat ng babaeng makakita sa akin ay maghuhubad ng panty at papatong sa akin.

smoke, smoke, smoke...... si Pedro ay naging

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Woman carrying sick baby to the doctor.

Doc: Is he breastfed or bottlefed?

Woman: Breastfed po, Doc.

Doc squeezes woman's breast)

Doc: That's why he's sick,, you don't have milk.

Woman: Yaya ako , Doc. YAYA!
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Fluent ka ba sa English?

Read the following aloud:
Wolf
Woof
Warp
Roof
Ruff
Raft
Work
Wart
Worth
Wharf

Test result: Good dog! O stop barking na...!

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Learn Japanese: a drink before you go- TOMA KAMUNA

Have a drink before you go- TOMAKAMUNA

That was my assumption- INAKARAKO

Let's go quicky.- BATCHI NA TAYO

We will boycott the elcton- KAMI NOBOTO.

I give up- SUKONAKO.

What a sad life it is.- HAINAKU.

I am going to leave you.- SAWANAKO.

I lab u2

A girl was in love with an ugly man. Her friend asked her. "Why him?"

Then the girl replied immediately, "Haler?! Di ka ba nanood ng Beauty and the Beast? poging-pogi din sya!"

The guy heard this and he said, "Tnagek! napanood mo ba yung Sherk? Papangit ka rin noh."

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What is the definition of "Burning Love"?

It is when you reach out for the KY Jelly and ppick up Bengay by mistake!

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PEDRO: Niloko yung tindera kanina.

JUAN: Paano?

PEDRO: Nagpaload ako eh wala naman akong cellphone....

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TEACHER: Ano ang pinakamalakas na bagyo?

PEDRO: Tukso po.

TEACHER: Bakit Tukso?

PEDRO: Kasi kayraming winasak na tahanan.

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A Handsome hunk strips in front of a nun to tempt her. D nun closed er eyes and prayed....

"Bless me oh Lord and this thy gift, which i am about to recieve....

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GF: (Texting) Ayoko na sa iyo! Leche ka! Break na tayo!

BF: (Reply) Ha? Bakit? Ano ba problema? Ano ba kasalanan ko?

GF: Ay sorry Honey. Wrong send! Love you.

BF: Akala ko kung ano na... Love you 2.

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Hindi naman ako tubig.... pero bakit ang daming uhaw sa akin??????

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Wife dreaming in the middle og the night suddenly shouts, "Quick my husband is back!"

Man gets up, jumps out the window and realizes, "Damn, I'm the husband."

Who's guilty?
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May nakapagsabi na ba sa yong ang cute mo?

Kung wala pa....

Wala tayong magagawa.....

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When a judge makes love to a woman, it's called HONORABLE DISCHARGE.
and
When a legislator does it, it's called CONGRESSIONAL INSERTION.
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Sa party nilapitan ng isang gwapong lalaki ang isang babae.

Man: Miss, sasayaw ka ba?

Tuwang-tuwa ang babae na tumayo.

Miss: Yes!

Man: Buti naman, paupo ha!
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Sweethearts watching the sky....

Girl: Hon, ano ang horoscope mo?

Boy: Anong horoscope?

Girl: parang kapalaran ba, gaya sa akin, cancer.

Boy: Ah, sa akin almoranas.

Mga reklamo jokes

Binabati ko ang lahat ng nagmamahalan ngayon:


bigas

tinapay, karne,

gulay, gas, pamasahe

kuryente

processed meat at

tuition fees.

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Bagong motto ni GMA: Survivor ako!

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ISANG LINGGONG SULAT ~

Dir Tatay,

Sumusulat ako ngayong LUNES, para maihulog kong MARTES, matanggap nyo ng MIYERKOLES, mabasa ng HUWEBES, sagutin nyo ng NIEYERNES, maihulog nyo ng SABADO para magamit ko ang pera ng LINGGO...

Sagot ng Ama~

Dir Anak,

Yung sulat mo nung LUNES na naihulog mo ng MARTES ay natanggap ko ng MIYERKOLES, binasa ko ng HUWEBES, sinagot ko naman ng BIYERNES at naihulog ko ng SABADO para malaman mo ng LINGGO na wala akong pera!!!! mag tiis ka!

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SERMON NG PARI:
Ang kayamanan at pera, maiiwan natin kapag tayo ay namatay. Walang may Pera sa langit!

BATA:
Narining nyo yung, Nay? Nasa langit na pala tayo?
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WIFE: Ninakawan tayo ng katulong ng towel nung umalis sya.
HUSBAND: Mga tao ngayon wala ng values. Anong towel ang kinuha nya?
WIFE: Yung sa Manila Hotel.
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WIFE: How much do you love me?
HUSBAND: As much as Shah Jahan loved Mumtaz Mahal.
WIFE: So you would build a Taj Mahal for me if I die?
HUSBAND: I've already purchased the land, the delay is on your side.

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CONFESSION~

LADY: Bless me father for I have sinned. I had sex several times with the priest in the other parish.
PARI: That is really very bad because your parish is here.
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Kung nakukulitan ka sa mga saleslady na nagtatanong ng, "Ano po hinahanap nila?"

Sumagot ka.
Sabihin mo,
"Pagmamahal at pag-unawa."

Dialogues from Tonyo

*** Tonyo, puno na inbox ko......
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BATA: Takot ako bunot ipin.
DOC: Wag ka matakot, bigyan kita ng gamot pampatapang!
(Bata ininom ang gamot)

DOC: Tapang ka na?
BATA: Sige! Hayup ka! Galawin mo ipin ko, sabog nguso mo!

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Sa paradise of Eden....

EVE: Adam, do you really love me?

ADAM: Bakit meron pa bang iba?

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TOOTHBRUSH: I have the worst job on earth!

TISSUE: Tse! Wala kang alam!

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MRS: Bakit dinala mo sa bahay ang trabaho mo?

MR: Saoory, rush to kaya dito ko na sa bahay tatapusin.

MRS: Bwisit! Ikaw lang ang EMBALSAMADOR na nag uuwi ng trabaho sa bahay.

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HELPER: Padre, nagtext ang amo ko na nasa abroad, pamimisahan daw itong namatay nilang aso.

PARI : Tao lang ang pinapamisahan. Hindi kasali ang aso. Nababaliw na ba sila?

HELPER: Eh, ano gagawin ko dito sa $10,000 na pinadala para sa pamisa?

PARI: aw, di mo naman agad sinabi na Katoliko pala yung aso!
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Mga banat....

Noong isang gabi, sa ilalim ng kabilugan ng buwan, narinig ang palihim na bulungan ng magkasintahang si "GAS" at si "PAMASAHE"

PAMASAHE: Dahil sa yo, natuto akong magmahal....

GAS: At dahil sa yo, di na ako magmumura kailan man.

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Marunong ka ba mag-budget?

Turuan mo naman ako..... Napapamahal na kasi ako sa yo.....

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EYE EXpressions:

0_0 Awake

-_- Sleepy

?_? Flirty

@_@ Dizzy

$_$ GMA's eyes
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" I called PLDT to report that our myDSL connection is not working. Sabi sa akin ng customer service, may problem daw sa area namin.... When i asked her to specify, sabi nya NATIONWIDE ang problem!

Winner! Baka mamaya INTERNATIONAL ang problem. "

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Dahil kay GMA ang pera ng tao ngayon ay parang naging coke....

kundi SAKTO.....












ZERO.....

"Chavit Singson? The Jueteng Lord?
He is now the deputy national security adviser?

I pity this country. I'll go on leave tomorrow to apply for a Schengen visa so I could just stay in Switzerland."

~Inday talking to her amo upon hearing news of GMA's Latest appointment. ~
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COMEDIAN QUIP:
"Gay people invented sports. Think about it....
Boxing: two topless men, in silk shorts... fighting over a belt."

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Juan: Pare, ano baon mo ngayon?
Jose: FILLET ALA EL NINO.
Juan: Wow! Ang sarap! Ano yun?

Jose: TUYO.
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"I may not look hot enough for you. But I dare you... Lend me your skin to feel my hotness from within."
~KALDERo. Isang malandi at kerengken na kaldero.~
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Sa simbahan may, may batang nagdarasal himihingi ng bike kay God.

BATA: Lord, bigyan mo ako ng bike!

Kinabukasan wala syang natanggap na bike kaya hingi sya ulit.

BATA: Lord, bigyan nyo ako ng bike hah!

Pero wala pa ding natatanggap. Kinabukasan napansin ng pari na wala na ang rebulto ni Mama Mary. Nakita na lang nya ay isang liham.

"Lord, kung gusto nyo pa makita ang nanay mo, ibigay mo sa akin ang bike."

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More Jokes from Tonyo

Apo: Look at those boats, Lolo!

Lolo: Amazing , di ba, Iho? They are called yacths.

Apo: Yacths? How do you spell it, Lolo?

Lolo: You're right, Iho. They are boats.

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Modern thinkers now believe that Adam and Eve were Filipinos.

Why?

Because thet had no house, no jobs, nothing decent to wear, no rice and yet still they multiplied!

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Tatay: Anak, bakla ka ba?

Anak: Opo.

(Sabay lubog sa mukha ng anak sa harina)

Tatay: Ano? Ngayon, lalaki ka na ba?

Anak: Geisha na po.

(Nagalit ang tatay sabay nilubog ang mukha sa baldeng puno ng tubig.)

Tatay: Ngayon, ano ka na? Sagot!

Anak: Dyesabel na po!

(Nagalit lalo ang tatay, kaya pinaso nya ito ng plantsa sa hanggang ito'y mangitim)

Tatay: *$&@)(Q@ ka! Ano ka na ngayon ?

Anak: Ako na po si Beyonce.....

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According to pulse Asia, Pinoys are generally satisfied with GMA's programs.

When asked what program they enjoyed most, the respondents said: Dyesabel.

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Dating Daan- Ely Soriano...

Tamang Daan- Inglesia ni Kristo...

Dalawang Daan- Chairman Abalos...

Di ko Matandaan- Romy Neri.

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In the US, they have Bill Clinton, Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, Stevie wonder, Condoleeza Rice.

Sa Pinas, we have no bills, no cash, no hope, no wonder... and No rice!

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Boyfriend: Last night on our anniversary, my girlfriend demanded that I take her someplace expensive.

So I took her to a gas station!

Nagalit sya. Mali ba yung ginagawa ko? O dapat sa bigasan ko na lang sya dinala?

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Si "Gas" at "Pamasahe" nag-uusap...

Pamasahe: Dahil sa yo... natuto akong magmahal.

Napapanahong loveteam....

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Mga Kongresista pina-iimbistigahan ang PAGASA.

Gusto raw ng mga politiko na makihati sa .... LAGAY ng panahon.

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Angel: GMA, inutusan ako ilord para ipaalam sayo na hanggang bukas na lang ang buhay mo.

GMA: Eto ang pera, sabihin mo kay lord, hindi tayo nagkita ha, ok?

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Dad: Gabi na! bakit ngayon ka lang umuwi?

Anak: Not now, I'm tired... daming projects, daming event sa school, nag-meeting pa kami with the dean....

Dad: Magtigil ka! Kinder ka pa lang!

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Husband: Do you have any idea what would happen to you if I die?

Wife: I might also die.

Husband (blushes): Why?

Wife: Sometimes, too much hapiness can cause death.

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One orgasm releases 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 sperm cells yet only 1 meet up with the ovum.

Yan, yan and SYSTEMS LOST!

Yan ang dapat ginamit ni Judai na example